Win Pi Day With These Math Jokes and Puns

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13 March 2023 at 1:22 pm

Win Pi Day With These Math Jokes and Puns

1) Why should you never start talking to pi at a party?

2) What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert?

4) What’s wrong with the equation 'pi r squared?'

5) What did the students say about their Euclidean geometry test?

6) What did pi say when someone asked if it could explain what Pi Day was again?

8) What do you call it when someone gets a huge tattoo of pi on their face?

10) What do you get when you divide a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

11) How many bakers does it take to bake a pi?

13) What do you get when a bunch of sheep stand around in a circle?

14) What is a mathematician’s favorite snake?

16) What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?

17) What did pi say in a spat with its spouse?

19) What is the official animal of Pi Day?

20) Why is it tragic that parallel lines have so much in common?

22) What's the math teacher's favorite dessert?

23) What did the triangle feel sorry for the circle?

24) What did one math book say to the other?

25) What do you call two guys who love math?

26) What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place?

27) Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with his buddy the dime?

28) Why should you never trust someone writing on graph paper?

29) Did you hear about the rancher who had 97 cows in his field?

30) Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

Win Pi Day With These Math Jokes and Puns

Everyone can have a little fun in honor of March 14 a.k.a. Pi Day (3.14 — get it?). For starters, you can whip up a homemade pie in homonymic tribute. But even if you're not baking inclined, you can pull out some good, clean math humor in the Pi Day spirit.

Indeed, while pi is technically a mathematical constant — the ratio of the circumference of any circle to the diameter of that circle — it’s also an endless source of silly jokes guaranteed to crack up kids of all ages and adults alike (or at least, guaranteed to make them groan and sigh audibly at your corny dad joke-style humor).

Case in point: Why should you never start talking to pi at a party? Well, that’s because it goes on forever, of course! (See what we did there?) Or this brilliant quip: Why is pi so lucky in love? Because its love is infinite and non-repeating. (Zing!)

Just right to try out on your friends, kids, students in your classroom or just about anyone else, here are the best Pi Day jokes to get you started.

Looking for more knee-slapping (or eye-rolling) humor? Also check out our roundups of knock-knock jokes and corny jokes to make you LOL.

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We could go on forever with these best pi day jokes and puns that any math lover would enjoy. Check out these funny jokes for March 14.

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