TODAY, 9.30PM, 7MATE
Even if you close your eyes, and pretend this is a dream, it isn't.
Open your eyes and there they are, bogans by the bagful, mullet mayhem, tattoo territory and muscle-car madness.
Last week it was the cashed-up bogan variety from WA, much to the displeasure of some, and tonight we're in Tasmania where, apparently, teeth are rare and boganism is rampant.
The idea is that over seven weeks Australia's biggest bogan will be found, and isn't that a title worth aiming for? You do hope that no one from another country ever sees this program and judges the rest of us.
You could, of course, take it as a giant send-up and enjoy the cultural exaggeration and Shazza's manufactured bogan accent, if you felt so inclined. Or you could cringe in horror.