The top 10 hottest cartoon babes

Animated babes have been gracing movie and TV screens since 1930, when one of the most popular doodle chicks, Betty Boop, made her first appearance in the cartoon Dizzy Dishes. Yes, these caricature goddesses have been starring in male fantasies for a long, long time – from the cute Disney princesses to the voluptuous Hentai characters, who don’t leave much to the imagination.

Trying to pretend that you have never had a crush on a cartoon babe is futile – we have yet to meet a bloke who can resist Jessica Rabbit’s hushed voice (and other attributes, of course). And the best thing about animated hotties is that you can freely comment on their assets without fearing being called a chauvinist pig who objectifies women – how can you objectify someone who is not real? So let your cartoon fetish run rampant with this list of the top 10 hottest cartoon babes of all time – yes, we know some hotties were left out of the list, but unfortunately we ran out of virtual space and ink.

P.S. CGI and videogame babes not included – they deserve a list of their own.

Betty Boop
Betty Boop is to cartoon babes what Ursula Andress is to Bond girls. And there’s something about her original black-and-white form that makes her even sexier. Betty Boop is so hot, that in the mid 30s she was toned down because her winks and hip movements were considered “suggestive of immorality”. Prudes! May Betty Boop’s hips swing forever.

Jessica Rabbit
Behold the quintessential animated sex symbol, Jessica Rabbit, of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? fame. True, her rabbit fetish is a bit off-putting, but she’s so ridiculously hot, that we’re more than willing to forget about her bizarre perversion – besides, she’s not really bad, she’s “just drawn that way”. And, honestly, who in his right mind wouldn’t want to play patty-cake with her? And now, for your viewing pleasure, here’s Jessica Rabbit famous version of Kansas Joe McCoy’s “Why Don’t You Do Right?”

Lois Griffin
Family Guy's Lois Griffin is the perfect example of “what the hell was she thinking when she married that guy?” Let’s be honest, this redheaded hottie is way out of Peter’s league. And don’t let her goody-two-shoes facade fool you; Lois has a turbulent past that includes drugs, bisexual inclinations, an affair with Bill Clinton, dating Kiss’ Gene Simmons and a porn film named Quest for Fur. Oh, and did we mention that she has a thing for sadomasochism? Peter is a lucky, lucky dude.

Cheetara
How many certified hotties do you know whose entire body is covered in hair? Exactly right! Only Cheetara, the fierce and hot female warrior of the ThunderCats, can pull that look off! And don’t even try suggesting a Brazilian wax to her: this feline goddess would kick your sorry arse faster than you can say “ThunderCats, Hoooooooooooooooo”. Hot, hot, hot. And the way she handles that bo staff, oh mate....

Ariel (The Little Mermaid)
Half hottie, half delicious sushi ingredient. Think about it, Ariel has so many things going on for her: beautiful big blue eyes, long flowing red hair, sexy purple strapless seashell bra, royal blood (her father is the Sea King), half the time she has no voice (meaning, no constant nagging) and the other half she’s under water so you still wouldn’t be able to hear her (meaning, no constant nagging). Ariel is not only mega hot, but also a rich source of protein.

Marge Simpson
If you think this blue-haired babe doesn’t deserve to be on this list, just check out the photo-shoot she did for Playboy magazine. And, believe it or not, Homer was the photographer – now that’s what we call a selfless husband! She has a highly annoying voice and terrible hairdo, but nonetheless she’s sexy as... Eat your heart out Fran Drescher!

Wilma Flintstone
Hollywood has not been able to do justice to the beauty of Wilma Pebble Slaghoople Flintstone. Nothing against Elizabeth Perkins and Kristen Johnston, but they don’t hold a candle to Wilma. Who cares if she’s an abusive wife and wears the same white mini-dress everyday! She’s hot and she has a baby mammoth vacuum cleaner. Enough said.

She-Ra
Hello guys, look at your woman, now back to me, now back at your woman, now back to me. Sadly, she isn’t me, but if she stopped using baggy trousers and switched to a strapless white mini-dress with a red cape, she could look like she’s me... or not. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in Etheria with the woman your woman could look like... or not. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s the Sword of Protection. Look again, the sword is now Loo-Kee. I bet you didn’t see him. Anything is possible when your woman dresses like She-Ra. I’m on a winged talking unicorn.

Sailor Moon, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Venus, Sailor Neptune, Sailor Saturn, Sailor Pluto
We just couldn’t decide which one was hotter. You decide. We want them all! Even Sailor Pluto (who is not even named after a real planet!). Note: We’re giving Sailor Uranus a miss...

Holli Would
Yes, we know, Cool World is so bad that it makes Space Jam look like Citizen Kane. But there’s no denying that its main character, Holli Would (voiced by Kim Basinger) is a super-hottie. A picture perfect femme fatale. The Mata Hari of doodle land. Sexy and dangerous. An irresistible combination.