Kelly Osbourne has sprained her ankle in a toilet.
The Fashion Police star got her foot stuck in a rest room drain and opted to inflict a serious injury on herself rather than risk "eating the toilet" in the germ-filled public convenience.
Kelly tweeted: "Got my shoe stuck in a bathroom drain. I was faced w/ spraining my ankle or eating the toilet. Guess what I picked (sic)?"
"Just could not bare the thought of my face landing in a public toilet. However I'm now questioning my decision due to the pain."
The purple-haired star's kind-hearted boyfriend, chef Matthew Mosshart, has been at hand to cheer her up and came to her rescue with a special tool to help her scratch her leg beneath her itchy plaster.
Kelly, 28, gushed that she had the world's best boyfriend: "He just went out at 11pm to get me this extendable leggy scratcher. It even matches my hair."