“This is too much – all this overstimulation, everywhere,” Fifty Shades of Grey's Anastasia Steele once enviably declared.
The world’s luckiest fictional character was certainly onto something, and it wasn’t even the Greedy Girl, a sex toy with the official stamp of approval from the book’s author E L James herself as part of Lovehoney's Fifty Shades of Grey Official Pleasure Collection.
With the ability to hit every nerve, stimulate every spot and leave you hungry for more, the G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator, sold on Lovehoney for $139.95, isn’t for the faint of heart.
At 10 inches long, the Greedy Girl, was more than a handful. In fact, it was two. I was equally intimidated as I was impressed – so if size is your game, consider yourself matched. I officially declare this the device for you.
‘Sensational blended stimulation’
Pulling the accessory from its silver silk bag felt just a bit luxurious as I eyed up the gadget’s sleek and sexy design, noting the two silver buttons at its base.
I pressed the larger one and the device suddenly jolted to life, sending strong vibrations up and down the Greedy Girl. With eyes fixated on the tool in my hand, I slowly shifted through its 12 different functions and frequencies.
Mesmerised by the Greedy Girl now going full pelt in my palm, I prepared for a more intimate inspection and hovered over the second button.
Now on any other toy I’ve ever had the pleasure of playing with before, the alternate button is the off switch. But oh no. Not this one.
Squeezing this sweet little spot turned on the iconic bunny ears which I had all but forgotten about in my distraction over the toy’s dimensions.
That’s right. It had not one but two motors, promising “sensational blended stimulation.”
Flicking the button on, I ran through the bunny head’s three intensifying speeds, each one more powerful than the last.
With a “run time” of 60 minutes, I settled back and relaxed, unsure if I would feel comfortable putting this enlarged device to use.
But with a bendable body and curved tip, I soon found that it was impossible not to enjoy this new toy. And no one at the company was mucking around when they pegged it as “extra powerful".
With a total of 36 possible pulse-racing vibration combinations, it was enough to get lost in. While it worked its magic, the bunny’s thick and flexible ears perfectly moulded to the female body, taunting the most sensitive of nerves.
It was a sheer double whammy of delight and did exactly what it said on the box, delivering a truly “tailor-made orgasm.”
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