The Bitter Tears of Petra Von Kant

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Updated 13 October 2016 at 11:13 pm

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She's fashion's latest success and it's about f#*?ing time. Petra Von Kant's life is fantastic. The divorce is done, she's as hot as she's ever been and she's cashed up. Her obsessive PA does everything for her, her mother's about to bugger off on a six month holiday and her daughter has been shunted off to boarding school. Even old friends can't bring her down. But then she meets Karin...

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