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Quotes of the Week: Monarch, Echo, NCIS: Sydney, The Traitors and More

Quotes of the Week: Monarch, Echo, NCIS: Sydney, The Traitors and More
Quotes of the Week: Monarch, Echo, NCIS: Sydney, The Traitors and More

Here’s something that won’t surprise you one bit: Jo Koy’s opening monologue at the Golden Globes does not appear in our latest Quotes of the Week compilation.

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But two other Globes moments do pop up in this week’s column, which rounds up all of our favorite sound bites from the past seven days of television.

This time around, we’ve also got bon mots and zingers from Echo, NCIS: Sydney, Jimmy Kimmel Live and The View, plus an observation from Monarch: Legacy of Monsters that, even as early as Jan. 14, may go down as the understatement of the year.

Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of Ted, The Trust, Reacher and The Traitors.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Matt Webb Mitovich, Nick Caruso, Dave Nemetz and Ryan Schwartz)

GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS

GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS
GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS

“Suck it, Pedro! Mine!”

Succession’s Kieran Culkin tapped into some of that mischievous Roman Roy energy when accepting the Globe for best lead actor

GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS (Bonus Quote!)

GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS (Bonus Quote!)
GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS (Bonus Quote!)

“If I don’t win, I’m leaving!”

Best actress nominee Jennifer Lawrence mouthing that she was ready to bolt if she lost was funnier than anything Jo Koy said the whole evening

NCIS: SYDNEY

NCIS: SYDNEY
NCIS: SYDNEY

“Can you ID those blokes in the background?”

“I’m trying, but if you zoom in too much, they’re basically just Minecraft.”

Blue (Mavournee Hazel) spares J.D. an overly pixelated outcome

REACHER

REACHER
REACHER

“Um, can we have candy, or do you need to talk about murder some more?”

Tweenage Jane (Kate Moyer) tries to establish Team Reacher’s priorities

REACHER (Bonus Quote!)

REACHER (Bonus Quote!)
REACHER (Bonus Quote!)

“You broke my f—king leg!!”

“I broke the fence. The fall broke your leg.”

Reacher (Alan Ritchson) will be the first to tell you, details matter

THE VIEW

THE VIEW
THE VIEW

“I don’t understand why everyone is backing Nikki Haley, especially women. I remember when Hillary Clinton was running, there was a lot of talk about, ‘I don’t vote for someone just because she has a vagina.’ Well, last I checked, Nikki Haley has one, too.”

“What do you mean, ‘last you checked’?”

Joy Behar interrupts Sunny Hostin’s political perspective with a very pressing question

MONARCH: LEGACY OF MONSTERS

MONARCH: LEGACY OF MONSTERS
MONARCH: LEGACY OF MONSTERS

“[In Japanese] You got so big!”

Keiko (Mari Yamamoto) makes a titanic understatement!

THE TRUST (Episode 1)

THE TRUST (Episode 1)
THE TRUST (Episode 1)

“Don’t be making this just about, ‘It’s a guy.’ I’ve had a few! It may be close to that!”

Seventy-year-old retiree Jay jokes that she could be the player who’s slept with over 150 partners

THE TRUST (Episode 3)

THE TRUST (Episode 3)
THE TRUST (Episode 3)

“Yay, I won $3,000! This is the easiest money I’ve ever made, besides that time where I took it out of that dude’s wallet.”

Julie celebrates a win with a sneaky little confession

JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!

JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!
JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!

“Aaron [Rodgers] got two A’s on his report card, and they were both in the word ‘Aaron.’”

Jimmy questions the intellect of football star Aaron Rodgers as their war of words rages on

TED (Episode 1)

TED (Episode 1)
TED (Episode 1)

“God, Lori Loughlin’s f—king gorgeous! That woman can do no wrong.”

John (Max Burkholder) in 1993 has no idea what the future holds for TV’s Aunt Becky

TED (Episode 2)

“Good afternoon, Friendly’s!”

“Yeah, hi. I need you to deliver a message to one of your customers. Dumb looking guy dressed like an idiot.”

“Sir, this is Friendly’s. Can you be more specific?”

Suffice it to say, the Peacock prequel is not sponsored by Friendly’s

ECHO (Episode 3)

ECHO (Episode 3)
ECHO (Episode 3)

“[Maya, signing] What the hell just happened?”

“[Signing] Which part? The part where we were kidnapped by the guy who cleans my skates?”

Henry (Chaske Spencer) is reeling from a near-deadly roller rink encounter

THE TRAITORS (Episode 1)

THE TRAITORS (Episode 1)
THE TRAITORS (Episode 1)

“There’s a lot of winners here from a bunch of different hard game shows, like Survivor. Those people eat rattlesnakes and live in the jungle and hike naked, for godsakes! I’ve never done any of that. I glamp. And I barely glamp, honey. I glamp at the Ritz-Carlton!”

Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s Phaedra Parks eyes the competition, while clearly showcasing that she’s never glamped a day in her life

THE TRAITORS (Episode 1 Bonus Quote!)

THE TRAITORS (Episode 1 Bonus Quote!)
THE TRAITORS (Episode 1 Bonus Quote!)

“So, how does it feel to be the second best dressed guy on the show?”

“I’d say… back off, bitch!”

Alan Cumming refuses to let Johnny Bananas steal his fashion spotlight

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