Fans Are Reacting To "Ned's Declassified" Stars Revealing Which Shocking Sexual Act They Tried Multiple Times
I will never look at Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide the same way again.
Recently, on the Ned's Declassified Podcast Survival Guide, the series' stars Devon Werkheiser and Lindsey Shaw addressed their "intimate relationship" and ultimately snatched away whatever innocence remained in the show's memory.
I always enjoyed Ned's Declassified because it reminded me of my friend group in high school. Also, everyone at my predominantly white high school HAD to let me know I remind them of Simon "Cookie" Nelson-Cook (played Daniel Curtis Lee). But Cookie was great — so no hate there.
Besides Cookie, there was also Ned Bigby (played by Devon).
And Jennifer "Moze" Mosely (played by Lindsey).
Now, poor Cookie, aka Daniel, had to awkwardly sit alongside his podcast cohosts during this latest episode as they rehashed a few naughty moments from their past, and it was a mouthful.
The trio casually discussed masturbation when suddenly Lindsey attempted to ask Devon if he "remembers the first xyz..." trying her best to be discreet.
Devon knew where the conversation was headed, asking her, "What are you going to ask on this podcast? What are you going to ask on this public podcast, Lindsey?"
It's getting spicy.
Lindsey kept vaguely prying, prompting Devon to shockingly blurt out, "Which one, Lindsey?"
Which one?! Now, Ned...
And finally, she spit it out and revealed what she was talking about, "BJ."
There it is.
Lindsey describes how the first time they engaged in the act, she "felt like a failure" because Devon didn't finish and snuck off into the bathroom. Devon claimed he doesn't remember it.
But it goes off the rails when Lindsey asks which one does Devon remember.
"Which one do you remember? The one on the couch?" Lindsey asked.
Not locations on locations.
Devon responded, "No, I remember the one in the backseat of your car."
Devon goes on to graphically describe how he finished in the backseat of her car, and she freaked out and apologized because she had never seen that happen before. Lindsey claimed she didn't remember that one.
Devon clarified for the audience that they never had sex, but they did "get busy" because they were "two horny little 15-year-olds."
The trio attempts to return to a civilized discussion of relationships and love, but the damage is already done. I can no longer rewatch Ned's Declassified without thinking about this conversation.
Here's how everyone reacted to the news that the once-innocent middle schoolers had a few naughty chapters of the survival guide they'd been keeping secret for years.
Why did we need to be privy to this information😭 pic.twitter.com/tMVJn7cgFr
— Riri(Earthling Dying Star) (@schoooolinlife) November 18, 2023
Bravo / Via Twitter: @schoooolinlife
I did not need to know any of this pic.twitter.com/vEu1utyeu1
— a nap plz (@808nobody) November 18, 2023
iHeartRadio / Via Twitter: @808nobody
I gotta start listening to this fucking podcast wtf
— Boone from American Wasteland (@rjh1290) November 18, 2023
In front of Cookie???? Where’s the decorum!!
— nico (@Neekoleeto) November 18, 2023
People are getting too personal on social media
— Isha (@_precious_bean_) November 19, 2023
they should’ve kept this classified 🩷
— 𝚒 💽 ⸆⸉ ̼ (@folkintsugi) November 19, 2023
My mannish ass knew they was fucking around foreal lmao , just knew it! pic.twitter.com/bayZeySFIC
— ホー 🌟 (@iambrillianttt) November 18, 2023
It’s the fact that they’re actually talking about this on a podcast and they used to be exes is throwing me out lol.
— BLACKLIVESMATTER #WakandaForever #StopAsianHate (@SecretErik) November 18, 2023
Dude if the Neds Declassified cast was getting busy off set the Victorious cast was ABSOLUTELY going crazy
— Kal 🕷️ (@kaw1_) November 18, 2023
Listen to the full episode here, if you dare.
