The Funniest, Weirdest And Most Profound ’Shower Thoughts’ On Reddit This Week
The shower isn’t just a place to sing. Separated from our cellphones, standing under running water often allows people’s minds to run free.
Reddit has an entire “Shower Thoughts” subreddit dedicated to “the miniature epiphanies you have that highlight the oddities within the familiar.” In honor of those weird, wonderful and sometimes profound musings, here are some of the best posts from the last week:
Nobody gave us the source code for how our bodies work so we’ve basically spent centuries reverse engineering ourselves from Showerthoughts
the only reason Luigi is believed to be weaker than Mario is because he's always player 2, and player 2 has traditionally been our younger siblings from Showerthoughts
The guy who reduced amplifier distortion from 10% to 1% was probably celebrated as a hero. The guy who reduced distortion from 0.01% to 0.001% was probably given a footnote in some obscure technical report nobody read. Even though the latter feat was probably 1000x more dificult than the former. from Showerthoughts
When you accidentally drank ocean water, there's also a slight chance that you've drank part of someone's ashes released in the sea from Showerthoughts
A major transition from child to adult is when you stop just dipping chips in salsa and instead, start scooping the salsa. from Showerthoughts