Here Are Some Of The Funniest Tweets From Over The Weekend
The best tweets — or xeets, or whatever you wanna call them — always seem to happen during the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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this is girl math https://t.co/tLxcA4P7pF
— no context sitcoms ☮︎ (@oocsitcoms) September 23, 2023
NBC / Twitter: @oocsitcoms
My friends asking me if I threw up in the bathroom after I come back with watery eyes and am a little sweaty pic.twitter.com/lkkQYeOXSR
— the dreaded pirate jordyn (@jordynejoness) September 23, 2023
Twitter: @jordynejoness / Tony Esparza/CBS Photo Archive/Getty Images)
no one:me rewatching my story every 5 minutes: pic.twitter.com/KWjwLoNhGE
— virgobaby (@maybeeevirgo) September 23, 2023
Vogue / Twitter: @maybeeevirgo
Me, when Usher performs Bad Girl pic.twitter.com/WfIO9qEIeb
— America is a hot ass mess (@juhlissuhh) September 24, 2023
@timmmaybryant / Twitter: @juhlissuhh
I went out last night and my husband put the 3yo and the baby to bed by himself, which neither of us has done alone yet. I got home and everyone was asleep and he was so calm, and I was like "Wow I'm so glad it well went!" and he was like "oh no, it went terribly." 😂
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) September 21, 2023
me after i have a thought pic.twitter.com/QmuBEAtWSl
— 2000s (@PopCulture2000s) September 23, 2023
https://t.co/yGIoEsQrHZ pic.twitter.com/IIBSLydvnf
— aram (@aramnotagoat) September 22, 2023
HBO / @katyperrytv / Twitter: @aramnotagoat
damn dad pic.twitter.com/insybri4j3
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) September 21, 2023
When the drawls stuck around her ankles 😂 https://t.co/4LNsL1E64D
— LakeShowBo The Champion (@_BOLA_1) September 23, 2023
@nickiminaj / Twitter: @_BOLA_1
Me trying to kick the hotel covered loose pic.twitter.com/FT5eANKvxB
— Kyresha Please. (@_KyMichaela) September 23, 2023
@nickiminaj / Twitter: @_KyMichaela
https://t.co/dGUp5Q5c4M pic.twitter.com/j53sKbcVPr
— Can you say, magnetic? Charismatic? (@CreoleBbyBritt) September 23, 2023
Bravo / Twitter: @CreoleBbyBritt
I can't stop thinking about this. He should've been at the club pic.twitter.com/zTPKrRZews
— #UnwhitewashTBB | Elvar Truther, Bell's Bestie (@Clonehub7567) September 23, 2023
when you have to slash someone at 7 but see beyoncé at 8 https://t.co/AaywnTWFkt
— samantha kromphold (@sam_kromphold) September 24, 2023
I’m crying pic.twitter.com/DPL7Y6jmuy
— SheRatesDogs (@SheRatesDogs) September 23, 2023
Me when I accidentally reveal information that I can’t explain how I know because the way I found out is insane pic.twitter.com/O3OHQEGppG
— brooke (@_milf_vibes_) September 23, 2023
Twitter: @_milf_vibes_ / Tony Esparza/CBS Photo Archive/Getty Images
me when my friend posts a screenshot of our text messages on their story so everyone can see how funny i am pic.twitter.com/2DAEDlU2o4
— grace (@gracesftdt) September 24, 2023
Twitter: @gracesftdt / Tony Esparza/CBS Photo Archive/Getty Images
how “slut!” feels sitting next to all of the other track titles on 1989 tv pic.twitter.com/HBG5rtFz76
— tiffany⸆⸉ (@taylorsantihero) September 22, 2023
if my sleep schedule was a person pic.twitter.com/SwvUGqKVYe
— 𝕽 (@ihyric) September 22, 2023
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @ihyric
every time I write an email I think: “you need to be professional. no smiley faces. no exclamation points. use big, smart words. you are so so brave” and then I’ll get a reply from some 60 year old VP named Mike that’s like, “thx. have a gr8 wknd! Get Outlook for iOS”
— S.LIZ (@slizagna) September 22, 2023
when life throws you lemons you make pic.twitter.com/OMredSfpeG
— Miss Kam (@HEYMISSKAM) September 22, 2023
“you guys wanna smoke?”me: pic.twitter.com/WILH18FHvB
— tya! (@lanatya17) September 24, 2023
Twitter: @lanatya17 / Tony Esparza/CBS Photo Archive/Getty Images
three stages of life:1.birth2.what the fuck is this3. death
— thal (@xxithal) September 23, 2023
me when i remember my future depends on me pic.twitter.com/1lReLy6KMl
— virgobaby (@maybeeevirgo) September 24, 2023
Paramount Pictures / Twitter: @maybeeevirgo
An important example of girl math is buying Taylor Swift merch that isn’t shipped for months so when it gets here you forget you ordered it and it’s basically free
— ZO SAW TAYLOR 5/13 & 6/3 ✨💙 (@Tintheparty) September 23, 2023
she's 10, but she still believes in a one direction reunion
— ♡Sveta(Niall's version)♡ misses harry so much💔 (@hazzastylesq) September 22, 2023
