The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (May 23-29)
Kids may say the darndest things, but parentstweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week we round up the most hilarious quips via Twitter from moms and dads to spread the joy.
Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
40% of parenting small children is just saying “wow” and “cool” when you don’t mean it.
— Molly McNearney (@mollymcnearney) May 24, 2020
I want the confidence of a toddler who picked out her own outfit.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 27, 2020
You feel like you’re an okay parent winging it as best as possible and then you ask your almost 4yo what her favorite number is and she says “A”.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) May 25, 2020
So my 3 year old was drifting off to sleep last night when she suddenly popped up and said to me:
“We are now on a different planet”
Then she immediately fell asleep.
Sooooooo... yeah.— Audra McDonald (@AudraEqualityMc) May 25, 2020
8-year-old: Are we having pizza tonight?
Me: No.
8: Can you check again?— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 28, 2020
If you’re not power napping on the toilet are you even a parent?
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) May 25, 2020
I wish someone had told me this parenting law:
The more excited I am about an activity with my kids, the less they will care about it.— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) May 26, 2020
My 6 yr old just got mad at me and told me to mute myself
— Molly Erdman (@erdmanmolly) May 28, 2020
My 3-year-old calls corn on the cob porn on the cop and I will never correct him.
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) May 25, 2020
“Can you help me with this?”
- every kid, nearly every minute of the lockdown— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 25, 2020
My kids were crushed when I told them our Disney trip was canceled.
Partly because that’s the first they even heard of any Disney trip since we'd never planned one, but at least now they'll think we did.— The Dad (@thedad) May 25, 2020