The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (March 21-27)
Kids may say the darndest things, but parentstweet about them in the funniest ways. So, each week we round up the most hilarious 280-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.
Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
IDK who needs to hear this but don’t wait until the end of the quarantine to discover you never pulled your kid’s lunch out of her backpack.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) March 22, 2020
Wife: What are you guys playing?
Me: Hopscotch.
Wife: But the kids are just hopping up and down while you're drinking scot-
Me:
Wife: Got an extra glass?— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) March 24, 2020
8: what day is it? Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday?
Me: yes— Kerry on Wayward Son (@EmissaryKerry) March 25, 2020
What a crazy world— my 5yo just requested me to please not be loud or crazy because she has a call at 10 with her class.
— #hashtagtacos 🌮 (@VicVijayakumar) March 24, 2020
Her: Twins run in my family
Me: I can’t even get mine to go for a walk— Son of Dad (@ThugRaccoons) March 25, 2020
Them: I taught my kids French during the quarantine
Me: I taught my 4 year old TikTok— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) March 25, 2020
Reading your kids a book in a funny voice that entertains them AND annoys your spouse is the holy grail of parenting.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) March 24, 2020
My toddler prefers brushing his teeth in the nude
No one prepared me for these moments— Not Another Pinterest Mom (@snarkymomtobe) March 25, 2020
If you had asked me what the hardest part of battling a global pandemic would be I would have never guessed, “teaching elementary school math.”
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 23, 2020
My toddler just started cheering and I joined in. I’ve no idea what we’re cheering for but I’m liking this positivity
— Lottie-pop (@lottie_fly_x) March 25, 2020
