The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Feb. 15-21)
Kids may say the darndest things, but parentstweet about them in the funniest ways. So, each week we round up the most hilarious 280-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.
Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
My mom thinks that when you let the kids play outside by themselves it's called "Free Balling" so we're just going to keep it that way.
— Marl (@Marlebean) February 18, 2020
When my kids want to help with dinner I give them the important job of removing the batteries from all the smoke detectors.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) February 18, 2020
What is that smell?
- a parenting memoir— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) February 17, 2020
My 9-yr-old daughter is literally never right and yet I've literally never won an argument with her
— Jonesy the Beautiful Idiot (@Jonesy_donkey) February 17, 2020
Co-worker: “You look tired”
Me, remembering at 2 am I had to explain to a crying 3 year old that just because it was snowing did not mean it was Christmas: “No idea why”— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) February 20, 2020
Was explaining to my kid’s how Friday nights everyone went to the video rental store to get tapes and how if you didn’t get there early enough the newest movies would be all gone and you try again next week and I’m pretty sure they think we lived in hell
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) February 20, 2020
A Comedy Central Roast but it’s just an hour of my 4yo following me around the house saying things like “daddy, you look like Cinderella.”
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) February 20, 2020
Apparently I’m the only person in my home who knows the recipe for ice cubes.
— Mystical441 (@Mystical441) February 16, 2020
