60 Poor Souls Who Just Had A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Month Than You
If you had a rough month, just remember...
1.The person who, but for a brief moment, was the king of the world:
2.The person who took the biggest, fakest bite you'll ever see:
3.The person whose wedding ring was squeezing the life out of them:
4.The person whose sink shall sunk no more:
5.The person who added a liiiittle bit too much salt:
6.The person whose partner is absolutely toxic:
7.The person whose burrito might just be the saddest burrito my eyes have ever seen:
8.The person whose grill can't believe what they've done to those poor burgers:
9.The person who got a beautiful view of some rando's umbrella at the function:
10.The person who's going to play a rousing game of "This Little Piggy Went to the Market" with a new friend:
11.The person whose pizza place is running a very interesting new promotion:
12.The person whose pizza had a little more bounce to the ounce:
13.The person who is going to have the opposite of a stress-free vacation:
14.The person who will be picking out peppercorns until the end of time:
15.The person who learned a valuable lesson in the kitchen today:
16.The person who will be enjoying approximately one refreshing sip:
17.The person who is about to have a very rude awakening at the airport:
18.The person who ended up living a live-action Tom & Jerry episode:
19.The person who needs to get their dang ears checked:
20.The person who, but for a brief moment, thought their cheese defied all known laws of nature:
21.The person who had the unthinkable happen:
22.The person who made a very specific problem for future them:
23.The person who burned their toast more than any toast has been burned before:
24.The person who will now be forever trapped in a block of wood:
25.My man Ceemen:
26.The person who found a new friend in their chocolate:
27.The person who was denied by the very thing they trusted the most:
28.The person whose coffee got a fun new flavor:
29.The person who had a great start to their day at the beach:
30.The person whose pinky is screaming out for help:
31.The person whose house got straight up cheesed:
Not the worst thing, obviously, but it's the principle of the thing.
32.The person whose credit card fell into a place beyond what our simple human brains can comprehend:
33.The person who had a bunch of raccoons crash their precious little party:
34.The person who made a million tiny new friends:
35.The person whose perfume is one with the angels now:
36.The person who experienced true tragedy:
37.The person who got a pizza I wouldn't even feed to that person who claws soap like an animal:
38.The person whose burger had a little too much bite:
39.The person who was kind enough to let a bear wait out the rain in their car:
40.The person whose huge accomplishment was properly documented:
41.The person who is apparently living with a 9-foot grizzly bear:
42.The person who just got a free wrench:
43.The person who better have milkshake insurance:
44.The person who is about to play an exciting game of seltzer Jenga:
45.The person whose AirPod went for a little swim:
46.The person whose carpet got a cool, clean, fresh coat of paint:
47.The person whose engagement ring shall engage no more:
48.The person whose fun dinosaur balloon really, really let loose:
49.The person whose large is more like...a smarge:
50.The person who got a little added protein in their beans:
51.The person whose mirror went absolutely nuclear:
52.The person whose banana is crying out for help:
"Help....... me......"
53.The person whose home had this touching message outside it:
54.The person who blue themself:
55.The person who will never, ever be able to pee:
56.The person who added a special blue seasoning to their burgers:
57.The person whose apple pie looks absolutely scrum-diddly-umptious:
58.The person who goes to the gym with the world's sweatiest man:
59.The person whose dinner just got a bit more cronchy:
60.And the person who now has the world's stinkiest car:
Oooooooh NOOOOOO.
