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60 Poor Souls Who Just Had A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Month Than You

If you had a rough month, just remember...

1.The person who, but for a brief moment, was the king of the world:

A fake 1-million dollar bill

2.The person who took the biggest, fakest bite you'll ever see:

A fake apple with a bite taken out
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3.The person whose wedding ring was squeezing the life out of them:

An indention in someone's finger
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4.The person whose sink shall sunk no more:

A cutting board stuck in a sink
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5.The person who added a liiiittle bit too much salt:

Salt in a pan
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6.The person whose partner is absolutely toxic:

A very hot bathroom

7.The person whose burrito might just be the saddest burrito my eyes have ever seen:

A thin burrito
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8.The person whose grill can't believe what they've done to those poor burgers:

A grill on fire
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9.The person who got a beautiful view of some rando's umbrella at the function:

A person whose umbrella is blocking a crowd from seeing a show
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10.The person who's going to play a rousing game of "This Little Piggy Went to the Market" with a new friend:

bare feet on the plane

11.The person whose pizza place is running a very interesting new promotion:

pepperoni pizza
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12.The person whose pizza had a little more bounce to the ounce:

A spring in a bite of pizza
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13.The person who is going to have the opposite of a stress-free vacation:

Luggage in the middle of a tarmac
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14.The person who will be picking out peppercorns until the end of time:

Spilled peppercorns
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15.The person who learned a valuable lesson in the kitchen today:

A melted dish
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16.The person who will be enjoying approximately one refreshing sip:

A cup of foam
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17.The person who is about to have a very rude awakening at the airport:

A suitcase left in the parking lot

18.The person who ended up living a live-action Tom & Jerry episode:

A fly swatter stuck in the skylight
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19.The person who needs to get their dang ears checked:

"she said Female problems.."

20.The person who, but for a brief moment, thought their cheese defied all known laws of nature:

American cheese on mac 'n' cheese
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21.The person who had the unthinkable happen:

A cheese-less cheese stick
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22.The person who made a very specific problem for future them:

A broken closet shelf
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23.The person who burned their toast more than any toast has been burned before:

Burnt toast
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24.The person who will now be forever trapped in a block of wood:

A block of wood on someone's finger
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25.My man Ceemen:

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26.The person who found a new friend in their chocolate:

"No candy for me today!"
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27.The person who was denied by the very thing they trusted the most:

A broken fridge handle
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28.The person whose coffee got a fun new flavor:

A box of beef stock next to coffee
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29.The person who had a great start to their day at the beach:

A man with bird poop on his chest
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30.The person whose pinky is screaming out for help:

A bruised nail
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31.The person whose house got straight up cheesed:

"My house got cheesed."

Not the worst thing, obviously, but it's the principle of the thing.

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32.The person whose credit card fell into a place beyond what our simple human brains can comprehend:

Closeup of an emergency brake
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33.The person who had a bunch of raccoons crash their precious little party:

A destroyed bedroom with a hole in the ceiling
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34.The person who made a million tiny new friends:

flea bites on legs

35.The person whose perfume is one with the angels now:

A broken bottle of perfume
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36.The person who experienced true tragedy:

Spilled cookies
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37.The person who got a pizza I wouldn't even feed to that person who claws soap like an animal:

"This is inedible."

38.The person whose burger had a little too much bite:

Closeup of glass in someone's palm
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39.The person who was kind enough to let a bear wait out the rain in their car:

"A bear broke into my car"
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40.The person whose huge accomplishment was properly documented:

A person's finger in the way of a photo

41.The person who is apparently living with a 9-foot grizzly bear:

Finger marks in soap
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42.The person who just got a free wrench:

A wrench stuck in a tire
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43.The person who better have milkshake insurance:

A spilled milkshake
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44.The person who is about to play an exciting game of seltzer Jenga:

A drink display
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45.The person whose AirPod went for a little swim:

An AirPod in a toilet
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46.The person whose carpet got a cool, clean, fresh coat of paint:

Spilled paint
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47.The person whose engagement ring shall engage no more:

A broken engagement ring
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48.The person whose fun dinosaur balloon really, really let loose:

A dinosaur balloon
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49.The person whose large is more like...a smarge:

A small cup
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50.The person who got a little added protein in their beans:

A bug in someone's green beans
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51.The person whose mirror went absolutely nuclear:

A broken mirror
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52.The person whose banana is crying out for help:

A black banana

"Help....... me......"

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53.The person whose home had this touching message outside it:

A welcome sign
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54.The person who blue themself:

A person's knee covered in blue Sharpie
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55.The person who will never, ever be able to pee:

A broken door knob
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56.The person who added a special blue seasoning to their burgers:

Melted plastic on a dish
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57.The person whose apple pie looks absolutely scrum-diddly-umptious:

Spilled sesame seeds on a pie
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58.The person who goes to the gym with the world's sweatiest man:

Sweat all over a seat in the gym
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59.The person whose dinner just got a bit more cronchy:

Broken glass in an oven
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60.And the person who now has the world's stinkiest car:

Spilled milk in a car

Oooooooh NOOOOOO.

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