55 Hilarious And Relatable Tweets About Baby Showers
The baby shower is a prenatal ritual. It’s also an opportunity for awkward, strange and amusing situations.
Many mums, dads and non-parents have shared hilarious anecdotes and musings about baby showers on Twitter.
Keep scrolling for 55 funny and relatable tweets about baby showers.
The only way I can get excited at a baby shower is if I pretend that instead of babies, everyone is talking about burritos
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) October 25, 2019
[baby shower]
"Cherish every moment!"
"Greatest joy on earth!"
Me: Ever have someone kneel on ur abdomen while ur dying of a stomach flu?— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) March 2, 2017
A pack of coyotes shrieking at 4 AM is less unsettling if you imagine they're all watching someone open presents at a baby shower.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) October 16, 2019
[Baby shower]
Mom-to-be, opening my gift: What's this?
Me: A lock box.
MTB: For what?
Me: Your office supplies: tape, scissors, pens...
MTB:
Me: You'll thank me in 5 years.— SpacedMom (@copymama) October 13, 2019
"YOU GOT HER PREGNANT, BIG DEAL!" I joke-yelled to my best friend's partner at their baby shower in front of a few older guests who did not know I was joking at all.
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) October 14, 2018
A baby shower game requested everyone write parenting advice on a notecard, so I wrote down my favorite margarita recipe.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) May 9, 2016
{baby shower for first time mom}
Me: Sometimes they’re allergic to the word no for months at a time. They break out in tantrums.
Sometimes they hate you just looking at you.
And sometimes they...
Friend: *takes my sparkly blue drink* Ok, that’s quite enough for you.— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) December 26, 2019
Parents-to-be should enjoy that baby shower, because it's the last time parenting will ever again be a party or a piece of cake.
— Walking Outside in Slippers (@WalkingOutside) November 30, 2019
