45 Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up Pregnancy
Pregnancy is often described as “beautiful,” “miraculous” and “joyful.” But the words “exhausting,” “painful” and “scary” also tend to come up.
In short, it’s a rich and varied experience and one that is fodder for many hilarious and relatable tweets from the funny parents of Twitter.
To showcase the highs and lows, we’ve rounded up 45 hysterical tweets that sum up pregnancy. Enjoy!
Other pregnant woman: I like to do yoga and an hour of cardio each day. It helps me appreciate the wonders of what my body is capable of right now
Me: I almost suffocated while trying to put my shoes on this morning— Salty Mermaid Entertainment (@saltymermaident) January 24, 2019
I am “someone on twitter told me to be the bigger person and I said I am the bigger person and cried” weeks pregnant
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 4, 2018
Fact: the last month of pregnancy has 6459 days.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) February 17, 2018
Me when I drop something now that I am 34 weeks pregnant. pic.twitter.com/DkTvYMQRLC
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) December 20, 2017
Him: Is that a maternity top?
Me, at 3 months pregnant: It is!
Him : Are those maternity jeans?
Me, at 6 months pregnant: They are!
Him: Is that a bed sheet?
Me, at 9 months pregnant: NOTHING FITS OKAY!!!— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 28, 2019
Pregnancy: So you're going to be extra tired, and it's really important you get a lot of rest.
Me: Got it, more sleep
Pregnancy: Ha! No.... remember those side effects we talked about? You definitely won't be able to sleep.— Some Boys' Mother (@someboysmother) May 2, 2019
When I was pregnant I made a joke that I was a grower and a shower and no one laughed
— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) September 10, 2020