I'm Sorry, But These 36 Questions Non-Americans Asked Americans About Fall Will Never Not Be Funny
As you know by now, I love to search "do Americans really" on Twitter because it's ALWAYS funny.
Because it's officially fall now, let's take a look at some of my all-time favorite questions non-Americans have for Americans about this lovely time of year.
1.
Why do Americans start celebrating Halloween in September?! It’s so strange
— viv (niall’s version) (@themfookinavos) September 17, 2022
2.
Do Americans just go to pumpkin patches to look at and take pics with pumpkins?? or are there like activities/games?
— r a y y a n🌷 (@Ray_Alhusseiny) October 16, 2022
3.
Do Americans go to church on Halloween?
— Yuusha (@HeroOfZeon) October 1, 2022
4.
Wait do Americans really smash perfectly fine pumpkins as an activity on Halloween?
— xenia is here but also not ✒️✨ (@inkandstars1) October 27, 2021
5.
question… why do “americans” reveal their halloween costumes before halloween?
— Barb-Riè 🧚🏻♀️ (@latinabarb___) October 29, 2022
6.
HALLOWEEN QUESTIONDo Americans have Halloween pop up stores that open in random abandoned buildings? Specifically Spirit Halloween
— BlondeAvocado 𓍊𓋼𓍊 (@ABlondeAvocado) October 3, 2020
7.
Why do Americans always dress up as stuff that isn't spooky scary for Halloween? Seems weird to me.
— Matt The Outlaw 🤠 (@CursedGloryHole) October 30, 2022
8.
how do americans drink grande pumpkin spice lattes i had a small one today and by the last sip i was nauseous and trembling
— dee ♡ DHMIS KC (@tinymurdergnome) September 24, 2022
9.
Soooo do Americans actually put candles in their pumpkins for Halloween? #HappyHalloween
— Mert (@SoftwareMert) October 31, 2022
10.
Wait I dont get it do americans celebrate halloween/do the trick or treating on the 30th or am I tripping?
— ABG Mimir #StandWithUkraine 💙💛 (@CarlosSaraiva17) October 31, 2022
11.
I just saw this on tiktok, do Americans not give out potato chips on Halloween? Is that true?
— Avery 🇨🇦 (@theswiftone13) November 5, 2022
12.
why do americans eat pumpkin pie for thanksgiving is it bc they need to use the leftover pumpkins from halloween
— darumdarimda wy (@rlawnsausw) November 26, 2022
13.
Why do Americans pronounce Halloween as HOLLOWeen?? Like ,,, there’s an A bruh
— catsoo | is kenough (@catsoo12) November 25, 2022
14.
why do americans love halloween so much? is it like in their genetics or something?
15.
hey americans. what is spirit halloween
16.
do americans actually decorate their houses for halloween
17.
Why do Americans love Pumpkin Spice flavored everything… even beer? It’s a distinctly American thing from what I’ve gathered with the beer flavoring at least. It’s just way too sweet imho
18.
Why do Americans hate candy corn? It looks so good, and I love the palette
19.
I honestly don't understand why Americans make everything pumpkin flavour.. I just don't get it.
20.
Why do Americans call Autumn fall? It's like they don't call the other seasons rise, hot and cold..?
21.
Why do Americans take photos with pumpkins in October... it’s a vegetable
22.
Hold up Americans put fucking like sharp blades and shit in Halloween candy?????? Wtf???
23.
how many halloween parties do americans have? i wish i could have the energy to go to three in 2 days
24.
do americans know that scary movies and sweaters exist outside the month of october?
25.
out of curiosity, do Americans actually eat pumpkins or they just grow them for halloween? 🤔
26.
Why do Americans think Halloween is a month.
27.
why do americans celebrate halloween likes it’s christmas ?
28.
Why do Americans get photoshoots of themselves hugging pumpkins every autumn y'all are a strange group
29.
do americans actually carve pumpkins or is it just a movie cliché
30.
Do Americans on #Halloween really just leave a bowl of sweets on their doorstep and hope for the best?
31.
Ok I know I’m not from America and I’ve been in the country for 15 years but do Americans really wish each other happy Halloween??? 🤔🤔
32.
Why do Americans love pun Halloween costumes so much? You don’t have to be Kanye Westworld you can just be Kanye West.
33.
I've always wondered: do americans actually eat all those pumpkins they carve for halloween?
34.
Do these Americans celebs dress up for Halloween to take pics then take the clothes off?
35.
How the fuck do Americans do halloween thanksgiving and Christmas all at once pretty much
— well hung mum (@MILFMUNNEE) November 27, 2021
36.And lastly...
do americans not realise that halloween isn’t a thing in most of the world
Happy fall!
