35 Funny Tweets About Kids Busting Their Parents
You may think you’re in charge as a parent, but we all know who actually runs the show.
Over the years, the funny mums and dads of Twitter have shared their failed efforts to be sneaky around their kids ― whether it’s eating their Halloween sweets or getting rid of excess toys.
We’ve rounded up a hilarious selection. Scroll down for 35 relatable tweets about kids busting their parents.
My daughter caught me eating the last piece of her birthday cake & the look she gave me will haunt me for the rest of my days.
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) February 19, 2014
"Snitches get stitches," may not have been the best thing to say when my son caught me eating my husband's ice cream. I know this now.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) August 30, 2016
I got busted for laughing when my husband was telling our sons it’s not funny or appropriate to draw huge penises on their drawings of reindeer. “But dad, see, Mom thinks it’s funny” (and I had to leave the room) 😬 Merry Christmas!
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) December 16, 2018
My 3yo caught me eating his potty-training reward jelly beans by the handful. I told him it was okay because I used the potty. A lot.
— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) July 26, 2014
My daughter caught me throwing out some artwork of hers, so if you could donate to our GoFundMe, we can get her the “nicer mom” that she’s requested.
Thanks for your support!— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) April 5, 2018
You think you are in charge of your house until your kid gets out of bed and you panic and hide the ice cream you are eating.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 24, 2020
Just got busted by my toddler when a toy announced, "It's learning time!" from inside the black plastic garbage bag in the back of the van.
— TheBabyLady (@thebabylady7) July 11, 2017
My toddler caught me in the middle of taking a selfie and gave a look so disapproving we reversed roles. She’s the dad now.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 16, 2018
