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34 People Who Think They're Badass, But Are Actually Hilariously Dorky

Rebels...they walk among us. I'm talking about those TOTAL BADASSES who absolutely INSIST on doing things their way.

man telling a woman, I'm a lone dottie, a rebel

RIP eternal rebel, you.

Warner Bros.

Can we be like them? Heck no! They're just built differently.

man playing guitar outside saying, i'm a bad boy

So, in honor of these incredible beings, here are 34 bonafide rebels who are just on another level:

1.First, these certified badasses do things the rest of us couldn't even conceive of doing.

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2.And they take risks, like this IRL hero. Talk about nerves of STEEL!

"if u worked at a movie theatre would you check underneath my hat for cool ranch doritos be honest"
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3.This bad boy (maybe the same guy from #2?) absolutely REFUSES to conform. You can't see me right now, but I've got a fist raised skyward in solidarity with this renegade.

Seating arrangement for "Oppenheimer"
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4.This badass also refuses to be boxed in by society's RULES. Man, do I wish I had their balls!

"Nobody tells me what to do"
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5.This animal goes hard...and I mean HARD. Damn! Slow down there, fella!

"Oh god I feel so hung over from last night"
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6.This troublemaker saw you could hit the "no pickle" button more than once, so — tee-hee, what a madman! — they hit it 50 times!

"No pickle"

Hey Burger King, he wants no pickle. Did you get that? LOLOLOLOLOL!

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7.And this hero is expecting 15 guests at his party — Yes, you read that right! — FIFTEEN!!!

"Far too much hype for this party."
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8.Then there's Josh. Freaking Josh, man. What a timeless rebel!

"Only Josh can prevent wildfires."
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9.Speaking of timeless rebels...I would've given ANYTHING to be there when this wild man pulled off his stunt!

person opening up a to-go box to show three fries inside
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10.This thrill seeker made me gasp and say, "How did they come UP with that?!"

"Anyone else enjoy the thrill of mixing different brand tea bags for the same brew?"
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11.While this rebel owned his whole damn school.

"and never gave it back"
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12.This deep diving legend, meanwhile, TOTALLY owned these fish!

Pics of a person giving the finger in the ocean
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13.This force of nature totally owned these baguettes! Take THAT, uh, bread!

Empty baguette packs
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14.And this rebel owned his pet rabbit just as hard. Boom, bunny!

selfie of a guy putting up "bunny ears" peace sign behind his pet bunny
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15.This guy should get free groceries for life after pulling this one over on Safeway.

a commenter responding to safeway saying the bathrooms were terrible, then saying he was at home just need to vent
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16.And — note to Mrs. G — If you didn't want worms in the living room, you never should have married such an absolute stone-cold badass.

man sitting on a couch next to a large bucket
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17.If you don't get it by now, you should NOT try to tell these rebels what to do.

"do not cover breather hole"
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18.If I were this guy's roommate, I'd have only one response: "HOW ARE YOU THIS BADASS?!?!?!"

slices of cornbread covering up a roommates bed
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19.Rebels, in case you didn't know, are born not made.

"im 10 and I go to bed at 10:00pm"
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20.And rebels always, ALWAYS come out on top.

"All I ask is that that I can post 1 meme per day."
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21.No matter how long it takes.

comments showing posts posted 9 years and 4 days ago
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22.This Paul Blart-loving rebel is all about the long game, too.

A drawing of Paul Blart
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23.No milk? No problem.

Cereal with ice cream
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24.Got milk? Well, they can make that 100% rebellious, too.

text message saying they drank a whole 2 liters of milk in under 2.30 minutes
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25.Customers are like, "I thought I asked for the sausage on the right side?" LOLOLOLOL!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY OWNED!!!!

"I put the left ingredients on the right and the right ingredients on the left"
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26.Our feeble brains just don't work like theirs do.

bowl of lucky charms marshmallows only
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27.Like, how do they think of this stuff?!?!?!?

a playstation sticker on a nintendo
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28.I mean these people will do ANYTHING!

View from a mountain range
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A Madagascar DVD as a light bulb
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30.They're born ANARCHISTS.

man in a tub full of plastic spoons
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31.And there's literally NO stopping them.

"last week I stole a shopping cart and a traffic cone on the same day."

All of that in one day? Be afraid, people. Be very afraid.

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32.Oh SNAP! He did NOT dare! LOLOLOL!

selfie of a guy in an aisle with text reading, i yelled big chungus in a walmart
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33.There are just some people who exist only to be AGENTS OF CHAOS, you know?

"I feel guilty about it, but I refuse to leave."
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34.And really, all we can do is say, "THANK YOU! THANK YOU GODS ON EARTH FOR MERELY EXISTING!!!"

selfie of someone holding a license that looks like it says buttsex
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Rebels, amirite?

man shrugging

HT: r/madlads