34 People Who Think They're Badass, But Are Actually Hilariously Dorky
Rebels...they walk among us. I'm talking about those TOTAL BADASSES who absolutely INSIST on doing things their way.
RIP Pee-wee...you eternal rebel, you.
Can we be like them? Heck no! They're just built differently.
So, in honor of these incredible beings, here are 34 bonafide rebels who are just on another level:
1.First, these certified badasses do things the rest of us couldn't even conceive of doing.
2.And they take risks, like this IRL hero. Talk about nerves of STEEL!
3.This bad boy (maybe the same guy from #2?) absolutely REFUSES to conform. You can't see me right now, but I've got a fist raised skyward in solidarity with this renegade.
4.This badass also refuses to be boxed in by society's RULES. Man, do I wish I had their balls!
5.This animal goes hard...and I mean HARD. Damn! Slow down there, fella!
6.This troublemaker saw you could hit the "no pickle" button more than once, so — tee-hee, what a madman! — they hit it 50 times!
Hey Burger King, he wants no pickle. Did you get that? LOLOLOLOLOL!
7.And this hero is expecting 15 guests at his party — Yes, you read that right! — FIFTEEN!!!
8.Then there's Josh. Freaking Josh, man. What a timeless rebel!
9.Speaking of timeless rebels...I would've given ANYTHING to be there when this wild man pulled off his stunt!
10.This thrill seeker made me gasp and say, "How did they come UP with that?!"
11.While this rebel owned his whole damn school.
12.This deep diving legend, meanwhile, TOTALLY owned these fish!
13.This force of nature totally owned these baguettes! Take THAT, uh, bread!
14.And this rebel owned his pet rabbit just as hard. Boom, bunny!
15.This guy should get free groceries for life after pulling this one over on Safeway.
16.And — note to Mrs. G — If you didn't want worms in the living room, you never should have married such an absolute stone-cold badass.
17.If you don't get it by now, you should NOT try to tell these rebels what to do.
18.If I were this guy's roommate, I'd have only one response: "HOW ARE YOU THIS BADASS?!?!?!"
19.Rebels, in case you didn't know, are born not made.
20.And rebels always, ALWAYS come out on top.
21.No matter how long it takes.
22.This Paul Blart-loving rebel is all about the long game, too.
23.No milk? No problem.
24.Got milk? Well, they can make that 100% rebellious, too.
25.Customers are like, "I thought I asked for the sausage on the right side?" LOLOLOLOL!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY OWNED!!!!
26.Our feeble brains just don't work like theirs do.
27.Like, how do they think of this stuff?!?!?!?
28.I mean these people will do ANYTHING!
29.Classic.
30.They're born ANARCHISTS.
31.And there's literally NO stopping them.
All of that in one day? Be afraid, people. Be very afraid.
32.Oh SNAP! He did NOT dare! LOLOLOL!
33.There are just some people who exist only to be AGENTS OF CHAOS, you know?
34.And really, all we can do is say, "THANK YOU! THANK YOU GODS ON EARTH FOR MERELY EXISTING!!!"
Rebels, amirite?
