1.This poster who should've kept that ish to themselves:

2.This diarrhea-dress dyer:

3.This parent who wants to put their 2-year-old in a self-defense class:

4.These garlic oil lovers:

5.This parent who is making their 7-year-old pay off their ER visit:

6.The poster that definitelyyyy gave TMI:

7.This bad mom who at least knows she's being a bad mom...but yikes:

8.This anti-vitamin household:

9.This parent of the year:

10.This cheesy post:

11.This person who was perhaps not prepared to be a parent:

12.This commenter who seems to be suggesting a child needs an exorcism if they have bad dreams:

13.This person who is considering leaving their husband of six years because they didn't like their proposal:

14.This conspiracy theorist in the comments:

15.This absolutely heinous deal:

16.This medical expert:

17.This natural birth gatekeeper:

18.This person who wants to board her children:

19.This concerning question asker:

20.This chemtrail conspiracy spreader:

21.These petty parents in a Facebook photo war:

22.This nightmare job posting:

23.This concerning question:

24.This master chef:

25.This household that claims to be "nontoxic," but I really beg to differ:

26.This awful person who fits the "evil stepmother" trope:

27.This expecting mother who's refusing medical attention:

28.Finally, this person with quite the birth plan:

H/T: r/ShitMomGroupsSay