25 Of The Funniest Tweets About Married Life (Sept. 15–28)
Marriage is full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between.
And somehow, the spouses of Twitter continue to find humour in the minutiae of married life and sum it up perfectly in 280 characters or fewer.
Every other Monday, we round up the funniest marriage tweets of the previous two weeks. Read on for 25 relatable new ones that will have you laughing in agreement.
My husband just texted me to bring him a plunger ASAP.
I should probably do that at some point today.— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) September 19, 2020
1.
Wife and I are at that age where 98% of our moans in bed are just from the pain of actually moving.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) September 23, 2020
2.
Eyes Wide Shut
-My husband looking for literally anything anywhere— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) September 15, 2020
3.
I have marriage counseling in 10 minutes quick give me a generic list of things I can blame my husband for
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) September 24, 2020
4.
Really good football today so my husband is bringing in tvs from every room and putting them all over our den so now my house looks like a Buffalo Wild Wings.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) September 26, 2020
5.
Just started a whole new box of random cords my wife doesn’t even know about.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 20, 2020
6.
My wife has been getting at least one package delivered to our house every day for the last seven months.
Today something came for me and in a judgmental tone she said "What did you order?"— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) September 21, 2020
