25 Of The Funniest Tweets About Married Life (March 24 - April 6)
Marriage is full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between.
And somehow, the husbands and wives of Twitter continue to find humor in the minutiae of married life and sum it up perfectly in 280 characters or fewer.
Every other Monday, we round up the funniest marriage tweets of the last two weeks. Read on for 25 relatable new ones that will have you laughing in agreement.
1
I’ve decided to turn the spare bedroom into an extra dining room so my husband can chew apart from me.
— Maryfairyboberry (@MaryJustice86) March 30, 2020
2
Quarantine day 13: My husband is describing sandpaper to me.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 29, 2020
3
Me: *yelling through the front door* THANKS FOR THE DELIVERY. JUST LEAVE THE GROCERIES ON THE DOORSTEP.
Wife: let me in the fucking house.— dADDisms (@Beagz) March 28, 2020
4
Wife’s asleep, so while watching TV I apologized to her corner spot on the sofa, for opening the bag of chips during key scenes
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) April 4, 2020
5
Me: Can you hand me that clip?
Husband: Can you please buy some actual hair clips? Every time you want to wear your hair up I have to finish the chips.— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) April 3, 2020
6
Every husband in the background of a Zoom conference. pic.twitter.com/eMfnRO7q01
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) April 2, 2020
7
Wife: What movie should we watch?
Me: That depends. Are you going to stay awake past the opening credits?
Wife: *already asleep*— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 3, 2020
8
Me: Am I annoying you?
My husband: no.
Also my husband: pic.twitter.com/EuhLIH7Q9T— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) April 5, 2020
