"Take This With A Grain Assault" And 21 Other Hilarious English Mistakes That Had Me Rolling

1."Ethereal"

washington is so urethral

2."Disgust"

i hate grapes, they discuss me

3."Catalytic"

selling a catholic converter

4."Benedict"

your mom is making eggs been a dick

5."Distress"

are you going to come save this damsel in this dress

6."Chump"

that's chimp change

7."Valedictorian"

when i graduate i'm wanna be my class's valid victorian

8."Circumstances"

closed due to personal circumcisions

9."Ovation"

standing ovulation

10."Mismatched silverware"

i have a whole bunch of civil where

11."Tongs"

please use tongues to pick up pastries

12."Coroner"

call the corner not the police

13."Gastroenterologist"

do you like your gastro astronomer

14."Blueberry"

blubbery cheesecake

15."Imitation"

list of food says immigration crab

16."Intellectual"

i just wanna meet a female that can hold an enter lectual conversation with me

17."University"

universe city of my mind

18."Je ne sais quoi"

well mayonnaise is a frech invention so it does add some genius aque

19."Grain of salt"

take this with a grain assault

20."Entendre"

it's called a double aunt andre you should've paid attention in english class

21."Chivalry"

and who said shivery is dead

22.And finally, here's one with a twist...the person actually saw the correct phrase and tried to incorrectly correct it:

someone saying it's spit and image instead of spitting image

H/T r/BoneAppleTea