1.This person who will pay you with their awesome personality and riveting conversational skills:

2.This person who's basically looking for a part-time pet parent:

3.This person with a rather long wishlist:

4.This post that made me say, "In your dreams, pal!":

5.This TikToker who seems to think they can build their dream wife:

6.This person with an urgent request, but only if it's the right color:

7.This person who needs just a few free things:

8.This person who didn't appreciate a taste of their own medicine:

9.This good ol' "I'll pay you in exposure" nonsense:

10.This very odd and specific arrangement:

11.This person who felt inclined to publicly complain about the free food other people donated:

12.This person who is hoping God, or a Facebook user, will bless them with a free car:

13.This person who got beaten by their own game:

14.This person who got rightfully owned in the comments:

15.This person who will hire you if you ask absolutely no questions about the job whatsoever:

16.This absolutely bonkers post from a person who is absolutely, without a doubt, more than just a "little rude":

17.This person who won't pay you for your labor, but will encourage you to pay for room and board in their house to do said unpaid job:

18.This person who thinks "bragging rights" are the same as financial compensation:

19.This completely uncalled for response:

20.This person who wants live-in childcare for free:

21.This person who wants to hire someone to do two jobs for less than the price of one:

22.This person who will pay you pennies to be at their beck and call:

H/T: r/ChoosingBeggars