The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Feb. 22-28)
The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or less.
Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women below. Then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women”” page for past roundups.
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What’s it like living with anxiety: pic.twitter.com/IDne7YbZMl
— Hannah Thompson (@HLThompson93) February 27, 2020
you coulda had a bad bitch, noncommittal
this movie’s about women, who are little
- greta g— Karen Chee (@karencheee) February 27, 2020
leave me alone i’m manifesting pic.twitter.com/73cCjz9b58
— steph (@hearteyedhoe) February 24, 2020
nothing like being the first one on a conference call to show everyone who’s not boss
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) February 27, 2020
half my girl friends have turned into militant socialists the other half dont leave home w/o their boyfriends neither group is ever available for dinner
— mal (@upstreamculotte) February 24, 2020
A slice of apple pie is $1.40 in Jamaica, and $2.60 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.— Stephy (@StephanieYeboah) February 26, 2020
sex and the city made me think adult life would involve a freakish amount of walking at night while jazz music played
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) February 24, 2020
Who needs a weighted blanket when you can just lie under a week of unfolded laundry?
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) February 27, 2020
Really wasn’t prepared for how much of adulthood you can spend freaking yourself out with the Google results of any given bodily symptom
— Ella Cerón (@ellaceron) February 25, 2020
my favorite activity -- based on amount of time I devote to it -- is lying awake all night worrying that I need to get a good night's sleep
— maura quint (@behindyourback) February 24, 2020