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I hate when I go to cook dinner and realize the me that was shopping for groceries and planning meals was an over ambitious bitch— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) February 11, 2020
Just saw a thing about how they had to give Blake Lively prosthetic eye bags in The Rythm Section because hers weren’t pronounced enough & I’ve never related to something less— a.b. (@AlannaBennett) February 13, 2020
stranger at the library: can you watch my stuff?— 𝒔 (@yungsids) February 12, 2020
For Valentine’s Day, remember that people will let you down, but not a single goddamn time has Taco Bell ever let you down.— Charlotte Clymer ️ (@cmclymer) February 11, 2020
I wish I had worded that differently— JPo (@Peauxtassium) February 13, 2020
~ a memoir
if i invite you to my apartment you can't laugh at my hunchback of notre dame collectible plate and that's that— jamieloftus (@jamieloftusHELP) February 13, 2020
when a boomer says college used to cost $134 pic.twitter.com/lAKKh6IPTe— ziwe (@ziwe) February 10, 2020
Instant noodles when a student— Lauren Bravo (@laurenbravo) February 11, 2020
Instant noodles plus soft boiled egg as a 30-something
️restorative facial steam
️quick convenient dinner for the busy working woman
everyone hates that i have begun calling my period "laying an egg"— 𝘋𝘈𝘙𝘊𝘐𝘌 𝘞𝘐𝘓𝘋𝘌𝘙 (@333333333433333) February 10, 2020
Getting emotional walking around the grocery store cradling a loaf of bread pretending it’s my baby— Pigeon...