The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (March 28-April 3)
The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or less.
Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women below. Then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.
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hear me out: waterbed but it's filled with wine
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) March 31, 2020
if I survive this i plan to throw an absolutely debaucherous post corona party that ruins all of my personal relationships
— ziwe (@ziwe) March 29, 2020
Being an introvert who wants to stay home vs being an introvert who HAS TO stay home pic.twitter.com/rvb5fvyIK0
— Meredith Ireland (@MeredithIreland) April 1, 2020
i hate this pandemic if i wanted to waste my early 20s i would have gotten married
— kat (@ratmobbs) March 31, 2020
Joe Exotic is Steve Irwin’s Wario
— Clara, from 6 feet away (@ramencult) March 28, 2020
I wish days of the week underwear were still a thing so I knew what the hell day of the week it is.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) April 1, 2020
Me: I'm going to sleep in today.
The 500 birds outside my window: lol— Quarantined Tasia, Is Selling Winks for $500 (@GroovyTasia) April 1, 2020
things im dreaming of: french fries, soft serve w sprinkles, seeing a human
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) March 30, 2020
Through the drive thru speaker: would you like to try the chicken club
Me: [ imagining chickens getting down on the dance floor ] hell yes I would— Pru (@prufrockluvsong) March 28, 2020
The last time I was this emotionally confused was the battle scene in Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2
— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) March 30, 2020
god: you can climb the tallest trees
cat: cool will i be able to get down
god:
cat: answer me god— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) April 1, 2020