19 People Who Immediately Regretted Literally Every Single Dang Decision They Made Last Week

1.The person who just used a water fountain from the Middle Ages:

A moldy water fountain
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2.The person who is stuck in highway purgatory:

view from a person's car on the highway
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3.The person who ate peanut butter straight out of Horemheb's tomb:

An arrow pointing to an expiration date on a jar of peanut butter
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4.The person who will never, ever trust an apple again:

a moldy apple

5.The person whose toilet was kind enough to make them a new indoor pool:

a flooded bathroom
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6.The person whose smoke alarm became the one thing it swore not to become:

A burnt smoke detector
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7.The person whose car got absolutely demolished by an innocent rock:

"I hit a rock."
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8.The person who, thankfully, found their lost AirPod:

"Right Bud"
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9.The person who got a little extra protein with their salad:

a dead bug in someone's food
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10.The person who learned a lesson they will not soon forget... ALWAYS check the eggs:

A carton of eggs missing two eggs
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11.The person whose pizza is ashamed and hiding in the corner:

Pizza on the floor
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12.The person whose avocados have seen things...terrible things:

moldy avocados

13.The person who is about to lose and lose hard:

"IIEIEIE"
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14.The person with the mintiest bug around:

A dead bug in someone's toothbrush

15.The person whose pan got a little extra seasoning:

A melted Target bag on a pan

16.The person who had this bountiful harvest:

Someone's jalapeño harvest in their palm
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17.The person who might want to watch their sodium:

A pile of salt on someone's pasta
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18.The person who somehow absolutely obliterated their stove:

A broken stove

19.And the person who Mother Nature has cursed:

A car crushed by a tree

Sorry, bub.

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