18 Screenshots Of Tinder, Hinge, And Bumble Profiles That Are So Chaotic, I Have No Words Left — No, None At All

1.This 49-year-old who is looking for a big age gap...and a lot of other things:

big age gaps are a big turn on, only been with white girls any younger brown girls care to change that for me

2.This person who, well, was honest about everything — including their poo'ing habits:

i live off my mcdonalds cokes and poo myself quite often

3.This person who listed their dealbreaker...again and again and again:

i hate people that go back to their ex
my person hell is when you go back to your ex
a non negotiable...dont go back to your ex ever
i'm hoping you don't go back to your ex

4.This ironic profile:

the way to win me over is you'd have to figure that out
all i ask is that you communicate and be honest

5.This person who's just looking for people to Venmo them money:

don't take my swipes seriously i just like this app but swipe for my venmo

6.This person who made it known just how toxic he is:

i'll only call you at night, major anger issuers, i will control your every decision i

7.This guy who wants to be your stepdad:

i'm the kinda guy you can take home to meet. your mom, she falls in love with me we get married i'm your dad now

8.This person who's looking for a free mover on Tinder:

need help moving our furniture to a new apartment, that's it

9.This woman who may not have realized women make the first move on Bumble:

men dont' have the balls to make the first move, it's always me

10.This person who gave this heads up:

you should not go out with me if you can't handle me yelling at you at a grocery store if i get overwhelmed

11.This married man who may have gotten caught:

about me: married, 4.8 uber rating, steak and wine, chicago
person responds, i see you removed married, what happened?
deleted account

12.This parent who would bring their CHILD on a first date with a stranger:

old dating traditions are out, i'm bringing my kid with me on the first date, she's just able to read people good

13.This dude:

the world would be a better place with more misogyny

14.This extremely snide profile:

don't ask my age, what i'm looking for what my weekend plans are
i'm hoping you are half as interesting as half of your pictures and not another lame man in LA
we'll get along if your zip code matches your personality
i guarantee you that i'm richer than you

15.This man who lied about his age to appeal to younger women but is *confused* about how that happened:

im looking for a partner in hijinks, not 49, i'm 56

16.And this person who's looking for honesty but openly lied about her age:

profile lists age as 46 but they say they're actually 48

17.This person who admitted to looking for a replacement:

missing my obsessive ex, just trying to find a replacement

18.And finally, this cheating boyfriend <3:

i have a beautiful girlfriend and am just here to waste time

H/T: r/Tinder and r/Bumble