1.In the job description: painting the road. NOT in the job description: moving palm fronds.
2.For all the cable guy knew, that hula hoop was a permanent feature.
3."Listen, I'll program the error message, but I'm not gonna get too specific with it."
4. Close enough.
Recently invited to speak at a conference and was asked which of my two affiliations I preferred to go on my name tag. Probably University of Central Lancashire, I replied. So that's what they put. pic.twitter.com/UqbPTieXvj
— Sandi Mann (@SandiPsych) April 25, 2018