These 15 Internet Fails From The Past Week Will Have You Rolling On The Floor Laughing
Hello everybody, and welcome to the weekly post where I share funny fails from Twitter with you. My entire feed this week was taken up by Taylor Swift and WGA news (not fails!), but nevertheless, I persisted — and bravely waded through thousands of tweets from swifties and happy screenwriters to bring you...these. My fails. Please enjoy.
1. This lamppost design:
i saw this lamp post and it looked like a minion wearing a thong idk pic.twitter.com/6QZBZpaPrw
— ✮ Enjoy The Ride ✮ (@almondmilkhunni) September 25, 2023
2. This thrift store display:
I stopped by the thrift store down the street today and... pic.twitter.com/pH737GuPvH
— Juliet Bennett Rylah (@JBRylah) September 25, 2023
3. The NYPD purportedly putting a menorah (and apples and honey) in their Yom Kippur post:
NYPD just deleted this pic.twitter.com/vP9ObAdsId
— Drew Savicki (@DrewSav) September 24, 2023
At least they didn't say "Happy Yom Kippur!"
4. This amazing tweet. Me when I eat a piece of chicken with ketchup and seemingly ranch:
🚨| Taylor Swift was eating a piece of chicken with ketchup and seemingly ranch! pic.twitter.com/rpAOP2HFtT
— The Eras Tour (@tswifterastour) September 24, 2023
And seemingly… ranch pic.twitter.com/7SyxjKqJ0G
— Zach Raffio (@zachraffio) September 25, 2023
5. This really normal patient-dentist interaction:
when my dentist gave me laughing gas for the first time i was so high i spent the appt thinking of how to impress her. the best i could come up with was asking her “do you see me as just a mouth and teeth or am i a person to you?” i was like this is so deep she’s gonna freak
— sarah hagi (@KindaHagi) September 26, 2023
6. The state of our education:
i knew college was a joke when i told a professor i couldn’t afford a textbook and they told me to donate blood plasma so i could buy it
— ✮ omoge ! ✮ (@mooninnscorpio) September 25, 2023
7. ...The state of our education, part 2:
The state of the American education system pic.twitter.com/Xo1JWFTCd7
— Jonty Usborne (@JontyUsborne) September 26, 2023
8. This???
I never stop thinking about this pic.twitter.com/rZoYypECQk
— potato bun (@erewhonsmoothie) September 22, 2023
9. This, LOL, because I love that Kenneth Branagh is doing these movies, but I just read this book and then watched the movie, and I had NO idea why this was in there:
my favourite part about branagh’s death on the Nile is that there is a full on, 15 minute, black and white origin story as to why Hercule Poirot has a moustache pic.twitter.com/jWVKykNh0m
— Le Cinéphiles (@LeCinephiles) September 22, 2023
Sorry, Kenneth. :(
10. This very confusing but funny exchange:
what the fuck happened here https://t.co/DvOYMgj9Lj pic.twitter.com/9ur25GbvSe
— ellis (@haunthtml) September 18, 2023
11. French, as a language:
French people unironically use "Zoomeur" and "Zoomeuse" for male and female zoomers
— Chairman (@LRH_Superfan) September 25, 2023
12. Google's AI:
hope you're all ready for the AI dominated future pic.twitter.com/v0GoAKLzY1
— Tyler Glaiel (@TylerGlaiel) September 25, 2023
13. This amazing comment thread:
— 🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost (@hourly_shitpost) September 25, 2023
14. This stupid cat. Figure it out, cat!
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) September 25, 2023
15. And finally, this DoorDash driver:
— doomer (@uncledoomer) September 22, 2023
