Chelsea Charms shocks British TV viewers

Viewers of a British morning television were shocked when an exotic dancer dropped by to show off her massive 164XXX breasts.

35-year-old Chelsea Charms joined the cast of This Morning to discuss her massive mammaries, which she claims are the largest in the world. (And who could doubt her?)

She told the show she decided to surgically enhance her breasts in order to further her career as an exotic dancer.

Each breast reportedly weighs 12kg each, but Ms Charms claims she never intended to let them get that big.

"That just happened on its own, but I wanted to be big", she insists.

Experts are appalled that the Massachusetts native was allowed to have the procedure, which is now illegal, at all.

Ms Charms admits her breasts, which she calls Itsy and Bitsy, do have a negative impact on her life, affecting her ability to eat, sleep and fit in airplane bathrooms.