Another sad chapter in the Nanny State

By Gareth Parker | View Archive October 23rd, 2009, 10:39 am
British public intellectual Charles Landry could not have been more correct in 2007 when he identified Perth as "the city that says no".

To the list that reads no shopping after 6pm, no shopping on a Sunday, no daylight savings, no pubs open after 10pm on a Sunday, no innovative new architecture, no mid-rise buildings near the beach, no new football stadium and countless other examples, you can now add "No jumping off the Cottesloe pylon".

Renovations of the iconic structure, beloved by generations of beachgoers, were finished today after $122,000 of Federal taxes and a $50,000 Lotterywest grant were tipped into the project.

Yet we find out today that the concrete pylon, originally constructed as part of a failed shark-proof fence, has been deliberately angled and covered with a slippery surface so that swimmers will not be able to climb it.

The reason? Public liability, of course.

"We have had situations where people were diving into water one metre deep. We feel a lot more confident in terms of the liability issue now," Cottesloe Council manager engineering services told thewest.com.au this morning.

A question to Mr Trigg and Cottesloe Mayor Kevin Morgan. In 73 years since it was erected, precisely how many times has the council been sued for an accident on the pylon?

What a joke.

Comments

  1. bomber_moose View Profile

    Couldn't agree more Gareth. Its a bit of a p155 take for mine. What next? you can play in the water but don't get wet.....

    Oct 23 10:50 am
  2. abbott_colin View Profile

    Yeah, I'm with ya Gareth. In fact, I've got some ideas for a series of satirical sketches ... I'm gonna name it Mounty Pylon ... I think ... good eh? ... whadya mean? ... it's been done before? Dead pirates sketch? Come off it!

    Oct 23 11:39 am
  3. gareth91270 View Profile

    can you guarantee that no one will sue the council Gareth if they do injure themselves?

    Oct 23 12:06 pm
  4. skipanpixie View Profile

    i would say to hell with it jump at your own risk

    Oct 23 12:15 pm
  5. bomber_moose View Profile

    abbott_colin - monty pylon LOL

    Oct 23 12:27 pm

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