- Border Patrol *
SUNDAY, 7.35PM, SEVEN/GWN7
It's never a good idea to be too clever when answering questions put to you by a customs officer, wherever you happen to be in the world. They always have the last word, as the man who turned snide over a package of condoms discovered. And then a pair of Turkish men land in Auckland as part of a round-the-world, one-week trip. No wonder they can't answer the right questions - they're tired, right? There is the problem of their lack of clothing, too, but some people just travel light? And all those frisky pills? The encouraging thing about this series, and its Australian counterpart Border Security, is that it reinforces the fact that there are a great many very stupid people in this world - as well, no doubt, as a great many wicked ones. Happily, at least some of the wicked ones get caught.