My Monkey Baby, 8.30pm, today, LifeStyle You+2
What can you say about a couple raising a monkey as their baby? It would be bad enough if it was just one deluded pair but there are thousands in the US cooing over monkeys dressed in baby clothing and nappies.
These people see the monkeys as their sons or daughters, ones that conveniently will never grow up. And just when you think it cannot get any stranger, one woman rings her animal psychic for a consultation on whether her monkey has swallowed a pill.