• Anger Management *

TODAY, 10PM, NINE/WIN

A relationship is like a shark. If you get too close, it will kill you. Or, if you want to be more of an optimist, the ending could be that they're both awesome in Hawaii. Perhaps you pick the person who believes in the former - it could be Kate, maybe, known for her vehement views on relationships? The other view belongs to a ditzy little thing who comes into this episode as a former patient of Charlie's. And, as it turns out, of other therapists as well. My favourite part, though, is Charlie's prison class where the inmates are given a bean seed to plant and watch grow. It's an experiment in delayed gratification which, one of the prisoners points out, is hardly useful for people who are in jail. Which is kind of the point of jail. The script, as ever, is a dream and Charlie Sheen never misses a beat.